carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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