This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
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I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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