he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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