I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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