is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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