please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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