My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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