My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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