i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He shit in the fireplace
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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