Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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