party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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