Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I bet he comes in French.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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