Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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