She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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