Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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