wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You are a genius and a whore.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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