your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize