the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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