carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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