How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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