I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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