Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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