I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
now i know why i became what i already was.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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Me and I got head
that may or may not have been my penis.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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