Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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