The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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