Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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