He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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