I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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