you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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