Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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