We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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