her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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