5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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