We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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