I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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