And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
do nipples grow back?
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