Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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