you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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