You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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