is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Randomize