Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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