some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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