yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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