What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize