I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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