Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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