how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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