just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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