I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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