i just wanna soil my oats bro
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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